So who gave those Jalopnik types authorship?

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt) 06/10/2015 at 13:48 • Filed to: None

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They don’t want us, so why do we want them?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 13:50

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The FP is leaking again.....call in Oppo’s official unofficial plumber!

StingrayJake > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 13:52

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We are not Jalopnik. WE ARE KINJA!

Matt Hardigree > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 13:52

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We do want you, we love you!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Matt Hardigree 06/10/2015 at 13:53

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PushToStart > Matt Hardigree 06/10/2015 at 13:55

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thanks, hardibird

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 13:55

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Well, now, I mean they sometimes do some okay writing. I don’t really mind bright aspiring journalists promoting their sites and their writing here as long as they stay within the lines. The whole thing could bring Jalopnik some broader attention, even. Heck, they may make OppositeBlog.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Matt Hardigree 06/10/2015 at 13:57

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Okay, but it’s strictly BYOB. Some extra Pringles wouldn’t hurt.

RallyWrench > StingrayJake 06/10/2015 at 13:58

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WE ARE... hold on... KI... oops, just a sec... N! N! no, dammit, 1 N... J,,.. A

post save failed

Dammit

We ERA ANJIK

No! Sonnuva...

WE ARE KINJA>?

RockThrillz89 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 13:58

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That is probably the best image macro you could use. The Writers of the Unified Force for Collective Jalopnik Writers Barganing Trade Union Association holed up behind their fancy non .kinja city, while all of Oppo tears ass around the internet looking for some gahz’aleen and throwing rocks at that walled fortress Oppo used to call home.

BrownMiataDieselWagon > Matt Hardigree 06/10/2015 at 14:00

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Hi, I write for Jalopnik. Please give me a press car.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Matt Hardigree 06/10/2015 at 14:00

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Ballaban doesn’t.

/DriveSpitefully

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > RallyWrench 06/10/2015 at 14:16

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Sounds about right.

Tom McParland > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/19/2015 at 10:31

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I was Oppo before I was Jalop....

#Oppo4lyfe :D